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Your mama so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
Your mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
One day a family was having a thanksgiving party. The parents got in a fight and used the words bitches and bastards. Their son said "What do those words mean?" His parents said boys and girls. Later the boy found a condom in his parents room. He asked his dad what it was and he said it was a coat or raincoat to be exact. Later his dad was in the bathroom shaving, he cut himself and said shit. The boy asked what that meant. His dad said shaving. Later the boy was in the kitchen while his mom cut the turkey. She cut her finger and said fuck. the bot asked what does that mean? His mom said cutting the turkey. When the guests arrived the boy opened the door and said "Hello bitches and bastards. May i please take your condoms? My dad is in the bathroom shitting and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey.
Your mama so stupid she climbed over a clear wall to see whats on the other side.
To see how to keep stupid people entertained read the sentence below this.
To see how to keep stupid people entertained read the sentence above this.
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?” -Chris Rock
In a forest live a bear and a rabbit. They stumble across a magic lamp and a genie pops up and says, " I will grant you each three wishes." So...Bear wishes that he was the only male bear in the forest so he could get all the girls.
Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle helmet.
Bear wishes he was the only male bear in America.
Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle to go with the motorcycle helmet.
Bear wishes he was the only male bear in the world.
Rabbit wishes bear was gay.
Jokes are funny.
I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless. -Syewie Griffon
