Its that time of year. time to get drunk of our asses and unknowingly make out with your drunk cousin who you thought was some hot chick who just happened to be at your party. Pour on the egg nog and rip paper of a box. Its Christmas.
Light the tree on fire with your cigar and then burn down the house. You know its happened. Fill your yard with plastic Santa's and gay little elves. It's Christmas A** Holes